Real Google Ads Account Teardown — Week of Aug 24

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0:00 — Waste hiding in plain sight

Pulled this morning from one live account under management. Last 30 days, spend sits at $898. Of that, $307 went to search terms with zero conversions. 103 distinct terms are negative keyword candidates right now. Average CPA is $47. That is not a strategy problem yet. It is a read problem. Most buyers skip the read and jump straight to bid changes. Zoom into one week so the pattern is concrete. Week of August 17th through 23rd versus the week before. Spend moved from $190 to $210, up 11%.

Conversions fell from 5.0 to 2.0. CPA jumped from $38 to $105. More money in, fewer outcomes out. That is the week we are tearing down. Split the same week by campaign. Campaign A spent $145 with zero conversions and spend up 10%. Campaign B spent $36 with zero conversions and spend up 30%. Campaign C spent $26, delivered one

1:15 — Why this order matters

conversion, spend up 24%. Two campaigns ate the budget with nothing back. One carried the only conversion. The account average hides that split. Before any fix, look the order of work. Read pacing first so you know whether the account is accelerating or stalling. Find what moved second so you blame the right object. Explain why

1:41 — Step 1 — Read the pacing

third so you do not patch a symptom. Name the fix last so the change matches the cause. Reverse that order and you cut bids on the only campaign that converted. Step one, read the pacing. Open the week and the prior week side by side on spend, conversions, and CPA. Do not open search terms yet. You need the shape of the week before you inspect a single query. Here, spend rose 11% while conversions dropped 60%. Pacing says the account pushed harder into a weaker response.

That sets the question every later step must answer. Write three deltas on paper or in the sheet. Spend plus 11% conversions from five to two, CPA from $38 to $105. Those three numbers are the pacing brief. If spend is up and conversions are down, you are not looking for a scaling win. You are looking for where

2:36 — Step 2 — Find what moved

the extra dollars went and what failed to return them. Step two, find what moved. Rank campaigns by spend change and by conversion change, not by name and not by ROAS alone. Campaign A added spend and still printed zero conversions. Campaign B raised spend 30% and also printed zero. Campaign C raised spend and kept the only conversion. The movers are A and B on waste, C on contribution. Everything else is noise for this week. Stay at campaign level until the rank order is stable.

A at $145 and zero conversions is the primary drag. B at $36 and zero is the secondary drag. C at $26 and one conversion is the sole producer. If you open keywords before this rank is clear, you will negative a term inside C and punish the only path that paid. Movers first, query second. Now, drop one level inside the drag campaigns only. On the 30-day view that backs this week, $307 of $898 sat on search terms with zero conversions.

103 distinct terms qualify as negative candidates. That is the move at least at query level. You did not start here

3:58 — Step 3 — Explain why

because the campaign rank told you where those terms matter. Inside C, you still protect converting close variants. Step three, explain why. A spend increase with zero conversions usually means match expansion, broad queries, or a bid or budget push into weak intent. B's 30% spend rise on zero conversions points the same way at smaller scale. C holding a conversion while spend rose says its query mix still has intent. The why is not creative fatigue yet. The why is dollars shifting into non-converting search demand. Name the cause in one sentence you could hand a client. Extra budget flowed into campaigns A and B, and their search terms did not convert while average CPA more than doubled week over week.

That sentence blocks bad fixes. You will not rebuild the landing page first. You will not cut campaign C. You will not

4:57 — Step 4 — Name the fix

raise bids to chase volume. Cause first keeps the fix proportional to the evidence. Step four, name the fix. Match each cause to one action. For the 103 zero conversion terms, add negatives on the clear non-intent strings inside A and B. For the spend rise on A, cap or reallocate budget until clean terms remain. For B, same rule at a smaller cap. Leave C's budget stable while you watch the next seven days. Fix means specific levers, not a full account rebuild. Write the action list as four lines. One, add the first wave of negatives from the 103 candidates, starting with pure non-buyer language.

Two, trim A's daily budget so it cannot absorb the next spike alone. Three, hold B flat. Four, protect C and only refine its terms if a new zero intent query appears. Each line ties to a mover you already ranked. Nothing on the list is decorative. Define the success check before you click apply. Next week you want zero conversion search spend down from the $307 run rate basis and weekly CPA back toward the prior $38 zone rather than $105.

Conversion should stabilize above two if the negatives and budget trim remove dead demand. If CPA stays high while waste falls, then you investigate creative and landing next, not before. This teardown is the same loop Buddy by Ahmeego runs when it reads an account. Pacing first, mover second, cause third, fix fourth. On a morning pull like this one, it surfaces wasted search spend, ranks the campaigns that moved, and drafts the negative and actions with the Y attached. You still approve the change.

The order stays human. The speed does not depend on a blank sheet at 8:00 a.m.

6:56 — Recap

Recap the week in one breath. Spend $210 versus $190. Conversions two versus five. CPA $105 versus $38. Campaigns A and B took $181 and returned nothing. Campaign C took $26 and returned the only conversion. On the wider 30-day lens, $307 of $898 sat on zero conversion terms across 103 candidates. That is the full picture the four steps had to explain. Recap the order so it sticks. Read pacing so you know the week got worse while spend rose. Find what moved so A and B take the blame and C keeps cover.

Explain why so budget and intent, not random creative panic, drive the story. Name the fix so negatives and caps land on the drag campaigns only. Skip a step and you will edit the wrong object with confidence. Use the same four steps on the next account you open. Start with pacing, rank the movers, write one cause sentence, then list fixes that map to that sentence. The full write-up of this teardown lives on the blog on ahmeego.com.

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